What would you think if you received a box of bacon flavored toothpicks this Christmas? How about a hand knit gas mask? While it's true these are both useless Christmas gifts, they'd certainly be something that would make you laugh! And, no matter what, you'd never forget receiving them. Let's take a look at some of the most useless Christmas gifts of all time. All of these funny Christmas gifts would make great gag gifts or white elephant gifts.
Talking toilet paper roll holder - This is gift will keep on giving on year long. Pre-record a funny statement on the roll, and when someone goes to use the toilet paper, they'll hear what you recorded.
Silly face sleep mask - With this sleep mask on, you're certain to wake up laughing. The mask has a funny face on the front, so that when you're sleeping, it looks like you're making weird faces. Sure, it's completely useless, but it's funny.
Obama toilet paper - Depending on your political views, this may not be such a useless gift idea after all. A black and white photo of Barack Obama is on every sheet of this toilet paper.
Fake food wallet/bags - These gifts are truly unique and different, but in a good way. This year, give out wallets and bags that resemble food to everyone on your shopping list. Taco wallets, hamburger wallets, peanut butter and jelly wallets, pizza wallets, sushi wallets ….the list goes on and on.
Remote control for your spouse - There is a male and female version of this remote control. Each one allows users to simply point the remote at their spouse and press the command buttons. If you're lucky, it will make your husband or wife quit whining, say yes to what you want, forget a particular topic, or even have bigger body parts. Too bad this funny Christmas gift doesn't really work!
Bullsh*t button - I actually received this as a gift, and I love it! It's a red button that, when hit, announces loudly when something is 'bullsh*t'. Take it with you in the car, use it at the office, or anywhere you suspect "bullsh*t" will occur.
WTF? ink stamp - If you need a white elephant gift idea for the office, this is it! When a paper comes across a worker's desk that makes no sense, they can stamp it with a bright red 'WTF?" stamp. Of course, they may get fired because of it, but it's a funny gift anyway!
Hilarious band-aids - These are completely random, but they are just hilarious. Band-aids come in all different themes, including crime scene band-aids, moustache band-aids, pickle band-aids, macaroni and cheese band-aids, and much more. These would be truly unique white elephant gifts, or just something fun to give to an unsuspecting person.
Emergency underwear - This may actually come in handy for that special someone. In the event of a spilled beverage, or other unspeakable accident, the recipient of this gift can just whip out their spare pair of underwear. Comes in a handy dispenser labeled 'Uh-Oh…Emergency Underwear'.
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Source: Personal knowledge