Overview
If anyone is tired of heart to heart conversations, cards on the table, or anything else that even remotely sounds like having yet another serious conversation, it's you. You've paid your dues and then some, and as far as you're concerned, the debt has been satisfied. If you can't convince them to let go of it and finally have some fun, you'll find another companion. Give them fair warning. After all this, however, two minutes seems more than fair.
