Overview
When someone who loves you needs a glib, well-spoken ally, they call you -- and well they should. Your gift of gab is enviable, to say the least, so it's not uncommon to find you standing next to a friend (who hasn't had to say a single word in their own defense for at least 20 minutes) waving your arms around, laughing loudly and merrily befuddling any and all opponents by easily countering every point they try to make with a lethal counterpoint. Of course, at the end of it all, everyone usually goes off like old friends to have a beer -- and guess who never minds paying?
