Overview

It will start today, but it will last for at least the rest of 2006, so get used to it, and be sure you keep a careful eye on how you use this newly acquired superpower. An (increased) ability to charmingly, elegantly wield words as weapons -- subtle, irresistible weapons that won't even pinch the person you're 'assaulting' with a smile -- begins now. No matter how long the unofficial War has been going on, go easy on them. You know you're in charge when it comes to intellectual superiority and shrewdness. There's nothing to prove -- except fairness.