Overview

You're tired of the secrets. You've had it with furtive glances, masked emotions, clandestine meetings and anything else that even remotely smacks of behind-the-scenes dealings. Enough, already. You want it all out in the open, regardless of what the neighbors -- or anyone else -- have to say about it. In fact, the more public the announcement, the better. Hoo, boy. Better warn all interested parties before you tap that water glass with your knife.