Overview

If you managed to do what next to no one else was probably able to do last night -- celebrate the New Year with moderation -- try not to gloat. That goes double when you catch your first glimpse of your partner or those of your friends who fell asleep on the couch or the recliner and didn't move one muscle all night long. Tiptoeing would be nice, and making coffee would be better, especially since the heavens will put you in an especially benevolent mood. Oh, and as a special favor, please -- don't go jogging at 6 a.m., okay? Even if that's really late for you, be merciful.