White lights: You ask houseguests to remove their shoes.
Multicolored lights: You're an extrovert.
Blinking Lights: You have attention deficit disorder.
Homemade ornaments: You have lots of children.
Strung Popcorn: You have too much time on your hands.
Red balls only: You wish you lived in a department store.
Yellow star on top: You're traditional.
Glowing Santa on top: You shop at Kitsch 'R' Us.
Cutoff top: You didn't measure the tree.
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