Justin Bieber, being carried up the Great Wall of ChinaJust when we thought that Justin Bieber had taken a step in a positive P.R. direction-by submitting to a no-holds-barred, "Sure I'll Field Questions About My Pot-Smoking and Punk Reputation" grilling from Zach Galifianakis-the baggy-panted prince of pop music has taken two steps backward. Or should we say, has directed his bodyguards to hoist him on their shoulders on a historic monument, have them take two steps backward, and then Instagram the ego-riffic proceedings for all the world to see?
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Yesterday, the Bieber fan feed @BelieveTourUpdates posted photos of the singer "being carried by his bodyguards up the Great Wall of China." Rather than wait for Justin Bieber's next stop on his worldwide "Defacing Historical Landmarks by Ego Tour"-previous stops include: the Anne Frank Museum in Amsterdam-we've hypothesized five ways in which the Biebs could possibly top his Great Wall photo-op.
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- Pour out a bottle of Girlfriend perfume at Arlington National Cemetery.
- Post a shirtless Instagram selfie in which he tries to grope the Venus de Milo.
- Announce his new album by projecting the cover art on the Egyptian pyramids.
- Autograph Stonehenge.
Submit your own suggestions in the space below.
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