So, I am sitting on the couch and thinking about life here in Krazy...
It's hump day and grandma is slinging meth from her roach coach. You go over get yourself some tacos, large soda and a large, medium or small order of meth, cocaine, heroin, crack or weColetha Albert, Pioneer Square, Seattle, WAed.
After paying the cops, who come by each Saturday night for their cut of dope and cash, oh and some goat meat burritoes grandma has just purchased a new vehicle without a driver's license. Yahoo! She is so "successful"...
She's living the Krazian dream!!
The dream is:
Do what you want
Provide a service
Rip off as many people as you can
Never pay for your crimes
Expect to go to heaven when you die
What? What do you mean "That's crazy!" This IS Krazy USA and that's how it goes down here. Are you feeling safe yet? Are you now vibrating at a higher frequency now? Are you feeling light, content and happy? No, well then you are not sourced from Saturn...
Oh well, that's why I am sitting on my couch today.
Tomorrow night I am supposed to start CERT for 9 weeks but I am NOT excited about it...the purpose of the training is most likely how to kill as many people as you can during a natural disaster so you can steal all their property and belongings.
What a place this is...but nothing lasts forever...More as the Krazyiness unfolds...