What He's Thinking Before Sex: Are my hedges pruned?Male grooming has become a staple, and not just for cleanliness purposes. I believe it adds the appearance of length, the same way suits with vertical stripes do.
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What He's Thinking Before Sex: Do I smell like a perfumed candle? I tend to over-deodorize or relywaaay too much on body sprays to cover up any sweat stink. But it's OK to have a little bit of natural musk present. You know, pheromones.
What He's Thinking Before Sex: Am I cold? Or, has chill made my scrotum resemble a chipmunk's fist? I try to stand close to a space heater for a few minutes before I go on a date. Also-mental note to never have sex in an igloo.
What He's Thinking Before Sex: Do my feet reek? I have a bad habit of going sockless. So unless I've recently taken a luxurious potpourri bath to remove the smell of cheddar from my feet, the socks are staying on. Kind of weird, but it does the trick.
What He's Thinking Before Sex: Am I being gentle enough? It's best to be super cuddly during the first hookup. If she asks me to be more aggressive, I'll go for it. Until then, I'll keep mum about my bondage-porn fantasies.