9 Days of Dooming

The 9 days between 12/12/12 and 12/21/12 might be called by those who believe that the earth is doomed, DoomMass. It is celebrated by the traditional exchange of blunderbusses and possum pie. Individual doomsday preparedness folks have their own way of throwing a Going Away Party--as in the world as we know it goes away. The preferable centerpiece of the celebration is often the Zombie Apocalypse because then no one has to explain a morbid fascination with lethal weapons.

There there is there is the customary caroling. I don't know how all the verses go. But I remember a few bits here and there.

On the first day of DoomMass my prepper gave to me plastic explosives in a care package (also called a special surprise inside--for those hard to kill zombies)

On the fifth day of DoomMass my prepper gave to me...5 golden...Things!

On the ninth day of DoomMass my prepper gave to me: 9 thousand salted beef carcasses!

Happy Merry DoomCember!

How to Celebrate the 9 Days of DoomMass