Brad and Angelina are as married as "Star" magazine is credible

Hold your horses! Contrary to what you may have read this weekend, Brad and Angelina did not exchange nuptials at a ceremony in New Orleans. On a mission to be the first publication with the scoop, Star reported that a wedding took place at the French Quarter Wedding Chapel totally jumping the gun. C'mon guys, if you were going to take an educated guess, you should have gone with another baby adoption-far more likely.

Star claims that insiders confirmed the marriage, but "after further investigation, the sources are not standing by their story." Oh right. Too bad once someone did the slightest bit of investigating, the rumors were put to an abrupt halt. 
"No, they did not come in here yesterday and no, they did not get married here," the chapel's co-owner, Lou Ann Talavera, told E! News. The best part? The couple wasn't even in town-they've been chilling in Texas where Brad is filming his new movie Tree of Life. We swear that'll be the last time we get excited and fall pray to a silly piece of gossip… um, or not. [E!, Perez]