You know her when you see her. She's that mom responsible for a million kids and doesn't seem the slightest bit flustered by it. She mothers with ease and ... more
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Million Kids Mom
You know her when you see her. She's that mom responsible for a million kids and doesn't seem the slightest bit flustered by it. She mothers with ease and confidence. Lady, what's your secret? I have a fraction of your brood and I can't keep it together!
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Oh, elementary school. If you're a fan of people watching like I am, you know there are three fantastic places in which to do your social grazing: 1) Theme parks 2) Walmart 3) Elementary schools. Already I'm feeling like a mean girl for writing this but I'm actually a really nice person who has a mild obsession with the human condition. Ever since I left my full-time job to be a work-at-home mama, I've resorted to getting my daily sociology fix from the after-school pickup routine. There are certain mom types one encounters at school. I'm sure each type is more lovely than the last, so don't think I'm here to hate on the mommy masses; quite the contrary. I'm simply a reporter of observations. - By Lori Garcia