Ladies and gentleman, the moment you have all been waiting for! An incomplete list of my summertime beauty blunders (and my excuses) and the steps I took to resolve them. If you have had any of the same problems, or different ones please don't be shy; share!
- Unshaven legs (Hey, I wax and the hair has to be a certain length for the wax to work!) I can cheat by having a little bit of a tan, which sort of camouflages stubbly legs. Also, if I am not being too lazy, a shave in between waxing doesn't really postpone the next wax by very long.
- Eating too much for my waistband (OMG I love cheeseburgers on the grill, hotdogs on the grill, grilled chicken, potato salad, strawberry shortcake, margaritas, really all summer time food…AND…it's sooo much fun eating and drinking outdoors with friends and family). My guts are in a knot when all they want is to be set free!! Oh do my guts seek revenge on me; cramping and gas which does not go away with antacids, but with farts, which I try to keep in, or until I go home and finally let it all hang out! Easy fix though, I can stop eating too much, or I could rock the elastic waistband, which isn't so rocking.
- Trying to pass off an old pedicure as a new pedicure (oh yes, nail polish on half my toe nail is exactly the look I wanted…it's cute, right?) NOT cute (trend setting?) and NOT trend setting! Again, the answer here is to stop being lazy! Take that polish off, toe nails should go clean or apply fresh polish.
- Body odor (okay so there are some workouts that I don't immediately shower after…and I have no excuse) ….all that is needed is a shower immediately after a workout…if I'm not being lazy.
Oh my, how embarrassing! Please don't judge even though I have just admitted to bad hygiene and laziness! And what's worse is this is just the short list! I have so many stinking summer beauty blunders; it's amazing anyone gets near me! I would love to hear your beauty mistakes, and if you share, try to make them the grossest ones, those are the most fun to read about. That's what I did…well sort of.