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By Mora Last updated: Fri Jul 17, 2009 8:02pm PDT
  • Just Dove

    By Mora, on Fri Jul 17, 2009 1:13am PDT

    When the handsome Hawaiian cowboy at the ranch realized I was alone, he looked at me and said “So you’re Lonesome Dove, huh?” “Not lonesome,” I answered. I thought about it for just a second and added, ”Just Dove.” Read More »

  • Buy Some Furniture and Give the Cat a Name

    By Mora, on Wed Jul 1, 2009 9:28pm PDT

    It’s like I need to brush my teeth, so I go into The Gap. I say to the woman behind the counter: “Do you have any toothpaste?” She says, “No. We don’t sell toothpaste here,” and then I just wander through the aisles, oohing and ahhing and wishing I could clean my teeth with a pair of blue denim capris. Read More »

  • Cheaper By the Dozen

    By Mora, on Mon Jun 22, 2009 11:59pm PDT

    Upon the occasion of their twelfth sexual conquest, Mora’s heart, brain, and vagina reflect upon sex, love, loneliness, the diappearance of nervousness, and other various and sundry reprecussions of an even dozen. Read More »

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