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By Hollywood Last updated: Fri Nov 7, 2008 3:07pm PST
  • ORAL SEX ETIQUETTE

    By Hollywood, on Fri Nov 7, 2008 2:55pm PST

    Okay people, time to get a handle on your technique and if you have any complaints, feel free to express them as well.



    We all know that oral sex is an important part of the sexual relationship, whether the woman is giving a bloe-job or the man...

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  • TWO BLACK EYES

    By Hollywood, on Wed Nov 5, 2008 4:59pm PST

    The other day I went over to my friend Bill's house to watch football.  When I walked in, he couldn't help but notice that I had two black eyes that were a still a bit swollen from the other day. "What happened?" he asked. I plopped down on his couch, sitting on the pizza that had been...

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  • TOP 10 PLACES TO BLOW A FART

    By Hollywood, on Wed Nov 5, 2008 8:36am PST

      1. In a crowded elevator - everyone thinks everyone else did it plus everyone is trapped. 2. In church while everyone prays - they don't call 'em pews for nothing 3. A job interview going bad - they're not going to hire you anyway, stink up their office 4. While walking up a crowded stairwell... Read More »

  • THE FIRST TIME YOU FARTED...

    By Hollywood, on Wed Nov 5, 2008 8:10am PST

    ...in front of your partner.  We all do it, and  I'm not sure if it's the noise or what, but simply put....FARTS ARE FUNNY.  Except maybe when you're on a first date or you're trying to get intimate for the very first time. The first time YOU farted in front of a new partner, what...

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  • TIME TO LAY IT ON THE LINE

    By Hollywood, on Sun Nov 2, 2008 1:44pm PST

    Okay everyone...time to lay it on line.  Reading various blogs, I have found most people to have been in failed relationships, myself included.  We all have an image in our minds of that perfect person we want to spend our lives with, but for whatever reason, we have either lost them or...

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  • LOVE - IT'S EVERYWHERE

    By Hollywood, on Sat Nov 1, 2008 2:51pm PDT

    Okay, I want everyone to stop and think a moment.  If you've been in a relationship and it didn't work and you think that you've lost the love of your life, or that you'll never find anyone ever again - think for a second. Once and a while the thought has crossed my mind that there's nobody...

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  • SEEING YOUR EX WITH SOMEONE NEW

    By Hollywood, on Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:39pm PDT

    I know a lot of us have been through this.  When we're in a relationship, our worst nightmare was picturing the person we were with, whether we loved them or just loved the sex we had with them, with someone else.  After all, when we're with someone, we consider that person to be ours,...

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  • LADIES - WHAT'S YOUR PREFERENCE?

    By Hollywood, on Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:29pm PDT

    Okay, I'm trying to get a handle on what you ladies prefer when it comes to making out while everybody's clothes are still ON. If you're at that point where you're ready to have sex, but haven't yet, what do you like best as you slowly work your way toward getting naked? What I usually do is start... Read More »

  • TAXPAYERS AND INVESTORS HAVE BEEN SCAMMED

    By Hollywood, on Sun Oct 26, 2008 12:43am PDT

    Biggest commercial fraud in history, and the history of it being set up. The REG SHO numbers are listed after it: SEC repeals short uptick rule in summer 2007, knowing that the housing crisis is coming (default increases started in jan 2007), which allows the shorts to pile on to exacerbate the... Read More »

  • 69 - MY FIRST TIME

    By Hollywood, on Fri Oct 24, 2008 2:56pm PDT

         One day I went to the bar and had a few drinks.  I was there, oh I'd say probably five hours, and I was looking to get laid.  I was 22 at the time and I hadn't had very many women, so I was lacking some experience.  I looked at my watch, it was about...

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