Blog O' Beth

By Bethie Last updated: Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:18am PST
  • Baby #1 vs. Baby #3

    By Bethie, on Tue Nov 17, 2009 9:18am PST

    Baby #1: The pregnancy test comes back positive and your emotional reaction is overwhelming.  There are tears and squeals of joy. Phone calls are instantly made around the world announcing the glorious news.

    Baby #3: The pregnancy test comes back…

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  • Open Letter to Oprah

    By Bethie, on Wed May 13, 2009 5:52am PDT

    Dear Oprah, I wanted to be the first to tell you that it is time for you to retire from your daily talk show. I know this may seem shocking but it is best that you do it now before it becomes awkward and embarrassing for everybody. You've had a long run on day-time television, but that run is… Read More »

  • User post: Barbie Versus Motherhood

    By Bethie, on Sun Apr 5, 2009 6:46am PDT

    I never liked playing with baby dolls as a child. As many of my friends embraced pretending to be a mommy, or even playing dress-up, I was disinterested. My mother stayed home, as did most of my friend's mothers, and she was wonderful and I respected her (and still do). However, these games… Read More »

  • Parenthood: The Race With No Finish

    By Bethie, on Tue Jan 6, 2009 6:01am PST

    Goal setting and resolution making seem contradictory to parenthood. I can set the goal that Ben will be potty-trained by July or that Emily will be reading by October but I'm not the one that actually has to achieve these goals - they do. I remember years ago my parents lamenting the fact... Read More »

  • Sick Day Policy For Motherhood

    By Bethie, on Sun Nov 30, 2008 8:19am PST

    I don't remember my mother EVER having a cold, although I'm sure she did. I have some friends who insist that their husband stay home from work until they are well and then I have others who plow through like they aren't sick at all. I've never really been clear on... Read More »

  • How Do I Stop The Night Time Visits?

    By Bethie, on Tue Nov 18, 2008 5:50am PST

    My daughter has NEVER liked sleeping alone.  Even as an infant she preferred that I hold her than she lay in her crib.  Now as a 5 year old I can't get her to sleep in her bed for more than 2 or 3 hours at night.  She will go to sleep in her bed (with appropriate... Read More »

  • Let Me Introduce You To Alice

    By Bethie, on Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:51am PDT

    When you're pregnant, especially with your first, you dream of all those "first" introductions. Experiences you can't wait to share with this new little person. For my husband, it was "Star Wars" and indeed I think it has more than lived up to his expectations. His son wants to be Darth Vader for... Read More »

  • Top Ten Best Things About Having Kids

    By Bethie, on Tue Sep 9, 2008 11:30am PDT

    #10 It's nice to have someone who thinks all your jokes are funny - even when you aren't making one #9 You no longer look like a weirdo when you talk to yourself in the grocery store. Everybody thinks you are just mumbling to your kids #8 No more questions about your clothing choices. Everybody... Read More »

  • Fast Food Play Area = Survivalist Camp

    By Bethie, on Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:41pm PDT

    As a SAHM with children under 5 years old I enjoy the benefits of the school year. This means the mall is empty, fast food restaurants are empty, the park is empty, any place I want to take my kids is sparsely populated in the middle of the week.  The summer -- well that is a whole different... Read More »

  • The Laws of Motherhood

    By Bethie, on Fri Aug 8, 2008 8:42am PDT

    The Law of Threes If you have children under the age of 7 everything spoken must be said three times. For example; "Max put your shoes on. Get your shoes on. PUT YOUR SHOES ON NOW!" It is also important to note that the intensity of the spoken word increases with each repetition. This is... Read More »

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