My So-Called Sex Life

I was tired of being angry. It was too much trouble to grumble at every glance. And yet, I couldn't just accept it the way it was. It was as if a wasteland had appeared where once a happy oasis of love existed. I couldn't take it any longer. And since I couldn't leave it, nor could I…

I'm referring to cigarette butts in the title.

For me, I've probably smoked half a pack of cigarettes in my life. For some reason, now that I'm a mother, I stay far far away. I'm afraid that my "only at parties here and there" would easily morph into a habit. It…

Every month I meet with a group of L.A. women who are far more talented and successful in the screenwriting business than I am. We start by introducing ourselves:

Woman #1: I'm Mary. I've sold thirteen books. My pilot just got picked up by Sony.

Woman #2: I'm Zoe. My…

Hello wives of Shine and Good Housekeeping -

I'm about to say something that is going to make me either very popular or very hated, but frankly, it's Friday night... I'm tired... my bank account isn't exactly brimming with extra dollars and I've got two kids aged six…

Ladies, I have found the perfect man! He emphasizes the details in life. He is awesome with his hands. He recognizes the importance of a good wax job. He knows the value of not only an outside appearance but the inside as well.

This man isn't afraid to sweat. He is gentle and strong…

Dear Rex -

I was kind of cranky on Saturday. It seems that despite working my butt off for these columns, as well as Ebay, an online writing class, and a few other things that I cobble together to cover swim lessons and extra curricular activities, there never seems to be enough left over.…

In my post last week, Are the Good Ole Days Over, Fools and Sages spoke about submission - an act he is clearly not in favor of:

"Submission…