Blog O' Beth

By Beth M Last updated: Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:41pm PDT
  • Fast Food Play Area = Survivalist Camp

    By Beth M, on Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:41pm PDT

    As a SAHM with children under 5 years old I enjoy the benefits of the school year. This means the mall is empty, fast food restaurants are empty, the park is empty, any place I want to take my kids is sparsely populated in the middle of the week.  The summer -- well that is a whole different... Read More »

  • The Laws of Motherhood

    By Beth M, on Fri Aug 8, 2008 8:42am PDT

    The Law of Threes If you have children under the age of 7 everything spoken must be said three times. For example; "Max put your shoes on. Get your shoes on. PUT YOUR SHOES ON NOW!" It is also important to note that the intensity of the spoken word increases with each repetition. This is... Read More »

  • Evolution of Summer

    By Beth M, on Fri Aug 1, 2008 1:05pm PDT

    When you are a child, summer blows into your life like a welcome zephyr. It brings with it the promise of swimming, lemonade, bicycle rides and late nights spent in the humid air. It is endless days of no boundaries. As childhood fades so do those summers. There is no summer for the adult you. You... Read More »

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