If you are wearing these ties someone is liable to ask: "Do you have a new baby?"
Translation: You couldn't have possibly walked out of the house looking like that on purpose. There has to be an explanation. Maybe the baby had an accident and you wiped it up with your tie?
Come to think of it, with some of these ties, maybe the dog had an accident.
Someone else will ask if that's an eye test or a necktie. Yet another will say: your tie is giving me a headache.
Some might make the sign of the cross with two fingers in your general direction. Others might wail: It's hurting me! Make it stop!!!!
If after experiencing the Tie Torture from the Neckties of the Damned, you still want to test the stamina, the patience and the friendship of your male colleagues and relatives you can see more of this Sartorial Stupor Here: Top 10 Terrible Ties
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Gals, do you have days when you need a universal translator to communicate with your man? They don't teach Man 101 in school, so please allow me to pass along four essential man-tips and other instructions in the gentle care and feeding of your Y chromosomes that can quickly make your life better… a lot better - and yes, I'm talking about your sex life!
Last week I hosted the fabulous Mimi Donaldson on my radio show Bring Back Desire After Dark, and Mimi explained what we need to know and do… to get our men to make us very, very happy. After all, that's one of the most important ways in which our men are so wonderfully helpful, isn't it?
As Mimi explained, men are not just a hairy version of women. Their brains are not wired like our beautiful, intricate, superior female brains. The male brain is hard-wired to instantly recognize what is binary and simple. As a result, what those boys lack in subtlety they gain in the ability to attain narrow and sustained focus despiteRead More »from Why Chromosome, Why?
Laugh at Yourself:
Parents often ask me what a good coping strategy is to help them and their children get through challenging moments. As simple as it may seem, the use of humor and the ability to laugh at ourselves rank high. Laughing at ourselves is very different from poking fun at someone else's expense. It takes the edge off of living and puts everything in true perspective.
Humor and not taking ourselves so seriously are certainly ways to handle that driving need for perfectionism that can rattle you and your children time and again. You need to teach your kids to strive to be their best, but not to get hung up on being perfect. It can be an emotional blow when your child strives to be perfect and abysmally fails! Instead, make sure they know that you appreciate them as well as all their trials and successes. Encourage them to push ahead with determination and confidence without making themselves sick by not be able to be 100% perfect allRead More »from Who's Laughing Now?
Well today I am am standing at work as I do sometimes and two women I work with both have different personalities talk to me today. I just found this very odd since neither one of them ever talks to me on any regular basis which is the normal attitude they have towards me as I only see them at my work place usually a few days a week. It makes me question one of the biggest puzzling question of life which what makes a female mind tick and why are they so different from me? I know that it is in part body genetics and phyical form that is just a small part of the differences that are part of being human on this planet earth sinceall creation by God of humans. Still I find that I dig deeper into the female mind only to find more mystery to add to the growing puzzle and large amount of questions I have no answers to even at my being a middle age man. I used to think I understand the female gender to a good functioning degree but as I have aged to where I am now I am more sure that I knowRead More »from Female Gender
- Shani Fenderson | Author Blog Posts – Thu, Nov 15, 2012 2:12 PM EST
Journalist would love to have that one story that puts them in the forefront of their craft. Without giving too much insight into the novel The Genesis Files, Mr. Lloyd Palmer's boss truly gives him a hard time even after solving a crime while on the beat with his coworker Charles. Palmer's hunch leads him to the truth but as many people with stories in the south, a handful will believe you, a boss will deny you, and the rest will ignore the obvious. Personally for myself living in the South, I am all too familiar with the hardships that Lloyd Palmer faces when trying to do the best job that he can without any recognition from his boss. With our current event of the election, many of those prejudices still show their head. Author Gwen Richardson has no fear in touching on a subject that can bring forth conversations outside of her novel The Genesis Files, shining a light on how we can change our mindset and our lives; the additional hidden glass ceiling within this wonderful UnitedRead More »from Authors Corner: The Genesis Files by Author Gwen Richardson Review
things that happen in life that you don't think that will happen and do but somethings will so just know it will be ok i promise
- Rebecca H | Author Blog Posts – Thu, Nov 15, 2012 12:01 PM EST
The March of Dimes Report Card compares each state's preterm birth rate to the March of Dimes goal of lowering the rate to 9.6 percent of all live births by 2020. Today, March of Dimes released their latest report card, along with a video: youtu.be/SecBApEgNk4.Read More »from The March of Dimes Releases 2012 Premature Birth Report Card
The U.S. preterm birth rate dropped for the fifth consecutive year in 2011 to 11.7 percent, the lowest in a decade, giving thousands more babies a healthy start in life and saving billions in health and social costs.
Four states - Vermont, Oregon, New Hampshire, and Maine earned an "A" on the March of Dimes 2012 Premature Birth Report Card as their preterm birth rates met the March of Dimes 9.6 percent goal. Although, the US preterm birth rate improved, it again earned a "C" on the Report Card.
"These results demonstrate that many premature births can be prevented with the right policies and bold leadership," said March of Dimes President Dr. Jennifer L. Howse. "Our national progress in reducing premature births over the past
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Here is a surprising fact: Ginger powder, a common staple in most kitchen cabinets, can help you have healthier hair! Considered one of the most powerful herbs in Ayurveda, ginger is known to have stimulating and anti-inflammatory properties that increase circulation and help your hair grow faster. For those with thinning hair issues, ginger helps send nutrients in the blood to the hair follicles and can even act as a fertilizer to help give hair a growth spurt.
If you take a look at the ingredients in many popular natural shampoos, you'll likely see ginger oil as an ingredient. But as long as you have ginger powder at home, you can simply add it to a carrier (like coconut oil or honey) to make a paste that will enhance hair growth, revitalize your hair, and give your hair an added shine and luster. For an extra-special concoction, try adding other essential oils like lavender, jojoba, or rosemary oil.
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- Literal Exposure | Author Blog Posts – Thu, Nov 15, 2012 9:40 AM EST
cdoughtyimage (3)ABOUT CATHERINE DOUGHTY
Catherine Doughty, MS, CCHI is an award winning author who lives with her two children in Bellaire, Texas. Her career as Director for a Department for Diagnostic and Interventional Imaging is enhanced by the fact that she is a Lean Six Sigma Black Belt. She serves as an adjunct associate professor for three universities and holds a Master of Science in Biomedical Informatics earned at the University of Texas.
She is available for interviews, media appearances, radio interviews, book signings, and speaking engagements. If you would like a review copy of the book or additional information on the secrets of scientific methodology or would like to meet the physicians that endorsed this award winning book, please visit her website at http://www.thecancercat.com.
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