Grand Central CeilingEach week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes - ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
There's a fine line between being generous and being taken advantage of. You Aries aren't suckers, so don't be the first. If you find that you're always picking up the tab, buying presents, and supporting someone else's bling bling habit, then either drop the mooch or else send us some cash.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
If you aren't one hundred percent sure when it comes to a relationship that you've been toying with, it's best to back off. Because if you pick someone up, you will have trouble letting him or her down later on. And you know you've got that bad back. So bend at the knees.
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
You can't make yourself necessary to someone - that's something that happens organically, over the course of a relationship.Read More »from Your Weekly Love Life Horoscopes