Across the street and down a couple of houses is a city fireman. I used to be a forest fireman. He's a behavioral psychologist at heart. He says, behave, or I'll cut you up for firewood or use you to build houses. The lone tree in his yard didn't behave, so he cut it down, sawed it up, and made a huge pile of firewood.
I do things a little differently. I say to the trees, let it all hang out! I clean up after the trees in my yard. and my yard is loaded with trees. I talk and sing to the trees, and once in a blue moon, they talk back. I have to take Thorazine derivatives because I believe trees have more to them than just being firewood and lumber. When I was fighting forest fires, one tree even asked me, "Who is my brothers' keeper?" I said, "I am, I guess." Everybody thought I was nuts! What would you do if a tree talked to you? If you'd like to be the object of conversation with all your paper qualifications and your behavioral judiciousness, just say to the person next to you over
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Remember the Law of Hell: the more you have, the more you want. Wants are insatiable. Those at the top have almost everything, and they want still more. So many of these executives of the moose hierarchy are busy coercing excessive profits. What could they possibly do with all their power? They consume more. Rich food, alcohol, drugs. "It doesn't get any better than this!" But that doesn't last too long. What you'll find is that they will probably begin dropping like flies. Heart attacks, strokes, high blood pressure, diabetes, poor judgement. Then the government can get its money back and feed the poor. Remember, the problem is not too little, the problem is too much. How do you fix the problem? Share. If you keep your wants weak, there is plenty to go around.
I confess, I smoke cigarettes. CIGARETTES! You know how hard Big Brother advertized everyone to quit. I smoke a half a cigarette each hour. It might take a while to kill me. Now it's time for Big Brother to confess. What is all this nuclear smoke coming out of Japan? It's in our water, it's in our air, pretty soon it will be flowing down all our rivers, poisoning all the fish in our lakes. It appears a little worse than a cigarette! I smell something awful raunchy, A COVERT COVERUP! Just wait until the dung hits the fan. It might be a little hard to breathe for awhile, but then we'll all breathe easier!
Every time I turn on my computer and check my mail, I see nothing but temptation. Now, Jesus said resist temptation. I kablam the delete button, and it all goes away. The best way to resist temptation is to be a rock. ROCK ON!
Out with it, President Obama! I as well as the American people would certainly like to hear what is happening with nuclear reactor #4 in northern Japan. I received a detailed report that there has been a major mess there since the Japan earthquake last year. I have studied piles of geography in college, so I know what happens next. I know alot about the Earth's processes. We've had several reports of sick animals up and down the western and northwestern coast of Alaska. We've just had our biggest snowfall ever recorded in Anchorage this winter. Would I correctly surmise that we've had a mild nuclear winter? Our weather comes from the warm Japanese atmosphere mixing with the cold air from the Arctic right about where the accident following the earthquake happened. I also know about Plate Tecktonics and survived the second largest earthquake ever recorded on Earth in 1964. The report said plenty of nuclear radiation has been released into the atmosphere all winter. Because of the Earth's
Read More »I've been noticing in my spam column all the computer dating services available. The services claim there are thousands, perhaps tens of thousands of available females out there. Chinese and other Asian singles, Russian singles, black singles, cheating wives, military wives, single moms, Latin singles, you name it, singles. And I can't help a single one of them because we live in a moose hierarchy, where a few good bull moose tempt all the girls. I have to say, Honey, I can't help you, I'm at the bottom of the moose hierarchy, politically incorrect, disabled, broke, no credit, no job, burned out from all the hard labor and college I did years ago, and no luck. It's been that way for 35 years. I lost. One click of the delete button, and they're all gone. At least I get a quiet cup of coffee in the morning. I feel like Aqualung. Kinda sad, isn't it?
The more political power you give the politicians, the closer we are to annihilation. Remember, when you put them in office, they've got their finger on the trigger, and they have the power to coerce just about anything they want. Do not centralize power in any one hand, and we'll be safe enough. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, we know that. Spread the power as thin as possible, and we've all got our freedoms. Failure to do that, we're all toast, because of the Law of Hell and the fight for power and control. So watch your step, America.
If you don't particularly like the Democratic nominee for President, and you don't like the Republican one either, don't vote for them, vote Independent: vote for yourself. This way you weaken their power structure so they can't drop the bomb on you, and you force them to withdraw from all their power. Then you can say, "Free at last, free at last, God Almighty, free at last!" Amen.
Why are the Chinese so busy at producing items we don't particularly need? Let's face it, the Chinese are looking for a better food supply. Their diet may be adequate for now, but their food is bland. Americans diet is so good, so many Americans are fat. The Chinese would like some of that! Wheat, corn, beef. For them it's a treat! But why do Americans tend to be hesitant about the Chinese? Because there are so many of them. The Chinese government has to enforce zero population growth, or else fight wars with populous neighbors like India. The U.S. can only do so much. I think this country believes, or soon will, in zero population growth too. We need to observe the lesson of China.
Make an effort to learn the other guy's point of view, so you don't have to fight a war over differences of opinion. Jesus will have to see why Judas did what he did. Judas did it because of the trees. Trees use tree reason--treeson--to balance political power, so leaders don't push the button and turn Earth into toast. Get yourselves a cold beer and settle your differences. PLEASE!
