"I'm going to be asked by my aunt, yet again, why I'm not married, and am tired of answering the question with 'Because I haven't met anyone yet.' Because the look on my aunt's face when I say that is, like, triumphant. 'Oh dear,' she says, shaking her head. 'I guess, well,' and here she smiles, 'no one's really good enough. Such a shame. How old are you now?'"
"My brothers are going to tease me about gaining weight. I need a quick answer that doesn't humiliate me. Help!"
"My mother will put down my boyfriend-a fabulous carpenter just starting out--with little snyde comments like, "And what do you do again, dear?"
Okay darling earth girls, time to get smart-now, before Christmas.
Answers to stupid questions require planning ahead, lest they make you so mad you lose your cool.. Here are three tried-and-true ways to answer the world's most obnoxious questions. Note that they share a theme, and that it's the theme you're to remember.
1. ANYONE WHO ASKS YOU WHYRead More »from Why Aren't You Married Yet? Dealing with Family Over the Holidays