Each week Em & Lo bring you predictions and suggestions for your love and sex life via their Weekly Horoscopes:
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
You know how sometimes you go all out to impress someone - candle-lit meal, "seductive" music, fine wine, edible underwear - and they show up all drunk and could care less? Sucks, doesn't it? Fortunately, this week your efforts will be appreciated. Though you might want to rethink the underwear.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Trust your intuition: If someone feels good to be around, then they're probably good for you. Either that or they're wearing a great cashmere sweater and you keep rubbing up against it. In which case, second-guess your intuition until you've spent time with them in a less luxurious fabric.
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
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Stop making excuses and join in the fun. Get out and take part in some damn social activities. Don't waste time sitting at home alone watching reruns of Top Chef on Tivo, not when this is