Advice from three of EMandLO.com's guy friends. This week a straight woman asks,"Is the word "penis" a buzz-killer during dirty talk? What other words/phrases should be avoided?"
tyler_barnett_100Straight Single Guy (Tyler Barnett): Penis penis penis penis penis! It's just such a funny word, isn't it? Penis! And laughter is not exactly the response most people are going for during dirty talk. Instead of saying "Your penis is so hard" try saying "You are so hard" We can usually figure out what you mean. Rather than saying "I want your penis inside of me" try saying "I want YOU inside of me."Basically substituting the word "you" for penis will always work. Let's face it, you already think we ARE our penises anyway. Here are some tips to keep sexy talk sexy:
- "You make me so wet" is sexy. "You make me so moist" is disgusting. Never say this. Ever.
- Saying my name in a soft sensual voice is hot! Saying your ex-boyfriends name is just not cool .
- "Spank me!" can be a huge turn on if timed right.