William ShakespeareEach week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes - ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)
This week, the Bard tells you how to be...
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
"To gild refined gold, to paint the lily, To throw a perfume on the violet, To smooth the ice, or add another hue Unto the rainbow, or with taper-light To seek the beauteous eye of heaven to garnish, Is wasteful and ridiculous excess."
- King John, act IV, sc. ii
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
"Therefore love moderately; long love doth so; Too swift arrives as tardy as too slow."
- Romeo and Juliet, act II, sc. vi
gemini (May 21st-June 21st)
"A scepter snatch'd with an unruly hand Must be as boisterously maintain'd as gain'd; And he that stands upon a slippery place Makes nice of no vile hold to stay him up."
- King John, act III, sc. iv
cancer (June 22nd-July 22nd)
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