Grand Central Station CeilingEach week, we at EMandLO.com predict the course of your love life for the week with our own version of irreverent horoscopes - ignore our advice at your own peril! (Hyperbole intended for dramatic effect.)
aries (Mar. 21st-Apr. 20th)
Chasing has never been your style. Neither has finishing what you start. But persistence will pay off this week. Whether that means you'll finally get that special someone who stole your heart to go out with you, or you'll catch the punk who stole your bike, we can't be sure.
taurus (Apr. 21st-May 20th)
Everybody's looking for somebody who looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker. But don't expect the first pump you try on to be the perfect fit. You've got to suffer a lot of blisters and bad eighties stillettos before your glass slipper shows up. Wait, there's a little life left in this metaphor, and you can bet your Louboutins we're going to squeeze it out: Just because a pair rubs you the wrong way the first few times, doesn't mean it'sRead More »from This Week's Horoscopes for Your Love Life