During a commercial break, I caught her staring at me with a strange expression on her face. Squinting her eyes a little, she poked me on the arm with her five-year-old finger and announced, a little too cheerfully for my liking,
"Mama, your arms are getting chubby!" [Enter crushed soul here.]
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The truth is, I have been having a really hard time "bouncing back" after the birth of my third child last summer, because frankly, I didn't have a great bod to "bounce back" to. I have been working hard by exercising every day and I have somehow managed to convince myself that I am doing just fine.
Sure, you eat that brownie after dinner, but you've had three kids! Give yourself a break, you are doing the best you can! Women come in all shapes and sizes!
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