loveSometimes, I just stand there in the morning listening to my oatmeal spinning around inside the hum of the microwave and I wonder: how hard would it be to just dump some damn coffee in a cup and put some toast or something on a plate and take it up there and bang it down on the nightstand by my wife's sleepy head?
Not that hard, I know.
Beyond that, I wonder how difficult it would be to just wake her up with a bit of back rubbing, my thumbs digging lightly into her shoulder blades like I already know she likes…
It wouldn't be too tough, huh?
I mean, seriously, it would be probably the easiest thing I would do all day. And yeah, she might not be in the mood for waking up to that, and she might lay there and not react at all, which could then be misinterpreted by me as her reacting as if me touching her first thing in the morning was like a spider moving slowly down into her ear hole…but that's over thinking it, isn't it?
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