Yesterday, The Girls in the Beauty Department were talking about happy ending manicures. Funny timing because this weekend, my friend told me about her own experience with a happy ending massage. You'll never believe this...
Here's her story:
I went to a cheap spa while on vacation in Florida. It wasn't at all fancy--everyone lay on little massage tables with butcher paper, instead of regular sheets. But who cares, right? I just wanted to be kneaded. :)
So I'm lying there and the massage is great. The woman massages my shoulders, neck, back, arms and feet. Then she tells me to lie on my back so she can massage my legs. I roll over, and her hands move up my legs and my thighs. She's getting pretty up close and personal, and I'm lying there thinking, um, what's going on? Should I say something? But I tell myself to chill out and not be too uptight. It's a massage, after all.
But then came the kicker: She asks me point blank, "Would youRead More »from My Awkward Sexual Experience: "I Was Offered A Happy Ending Massage"