Well, today, a reader tells us about her hilariously weird hookup...
Here's our reader's story...
The other night, I was feeling frisky and started kissing my sleeping boyfriend, hoping to get some action. I'm much more of a night owl than he is, and he's been working crazy hours lately plus going to school, which has really messed up his sleep schedule and our sex life. Finally he woke up, and we started messing around. After a little foreplay we started having sex, and he pulled me close and whispered in my ear:
"What kind of meat is this?"
I gasped, thinking this was some kind of dirty talk gone horribly awry, and asked him to repeat himself.
"What kind of meat is this?" he said again, dreamily.
By now I was mad. What the heck was this supposed to mean? But when I looked down at my boyfriend, I got myRead More »from "My Horribly Awkward Sexual Experience": Making Chili