StripperWell, it's been nice chatting with y'all, but I've got to skedaddle on over to Williston, North Dakota. Not sure if there's a huge demand for fuller-figured black chicks over there, but I'm gonna go on ahead and try my luck, seeing as how strippers are making upwards of $2,000 a day. Two grand. A day. (Oh, and just kidding, mom.)
I've never heard of Williston. Don't know much about it except apparently fellas go there in droves to make money in the booming oil industry and have generated a high demand for female eye candy at the town's two gentlemen's clubs. That in turn means legions of buxom ladies are grabbing their six-inch stilettos and skimpy stage costumes to (eh-hem) high-tail it toward the sweet sound of crisp bills being slid betwixt elastic straps.
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