Tell me you've been in my shoes ...
You excitedly agree to a makeup session at one of the cosmetic counters in your local department store, only to walk out 30 minutes later in clownface, frantically rubbing off all the excess blush and bright blue eyeshadow on your face as you exit.
Or? You'd love some new tips, but you're so appalled by the heavily made-up cosmeticians at every makeup counter around you in the store that you question the quality of advice they'd give out.
The question I'm asking today is ... WHY?
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I mean, I've grown used to seeing ridiculous makeup in magazines and cosmetic advertisements.
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