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Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Expect a maddening day of sheer frustration. But don't pull out what little hair you have left. Do whatever it takes to get to your happy place. If that means scarfing down a couple of Three Musketeers or Snickers bars, then so be it. Today's Aries Reading: Free Sample Extreme Makeover Tarot Reading |
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Don't be jealous of a coworker who gets all the praise today. They deserve it whereas you, well, maybe not. Get revenge by screwing with their lunch. But don't eat their homemade burgundy beef. Just run your tongue all over it and put it back. Today's Taurus Reading: Free Sample Destiny Reading |
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
The first effects of a cold will have you running for the chicken soup today. You can boost its cold-fighting effects by adding garlic and hot pepper sauce. Garlic is a proven infection |
