The Chork for dinner!iPads are great but can you use them to put a piece of steak in your mouth? With all our technological advances, food-to-mouth progress has been severely lacking until now.
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Enter the Chork: part fork, part chopsticks, all business.
The newly invented disposable utensil, (only $6 for a 24 pack!), is a direct result of America's food fusion. Look down at your salad bar lunch: that's Lo Mein you decided to rest on a bed of Caesar salad. And how did a pesto tortellini end up on that piece of Sushi? And most importantly, which do you use to put it all in the pie-hole: chopsticks or a fork?
Listen closely: The Chork, Daniel-son. Use the chopsticks for noodles, and the fork for swooping up chunks of anchovy-doused croutons. (The taste overlap may still be questionable but that's a problem for salad bar container makers to tackle).
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The Chork also politely excuses extreme left-handers, like myself, taunted by
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By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Shine Food – Thu, Apr 12, 2012 12:35 PM EDTKate and Will's One-Year Anniversary Sparks Souvenir Craze
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Love + Sex – Fri, Apr 6, 2012 3:59 PM EDTBy Piper Weiss, Shine staff.
And you thought you'd seen all the commemorative plates, mugs and figurines your brain could process when Kate and Will wed last April. As their one-year anniversary approaches, a slew of new souvenirs marking the newlywed's first 365 days as husband and wife are flooding the Internet. Do royal fans really need another set of Kate and Will playing cards or Middleton paper dolls? And do they have enough room in their pantries for yet another royal wedding mug? For better or worse, they do.
Read More »from Kate and Will's One-Year Anniversary Sparks Souvenir CrazeWorst Wedding Guest Ever: Attacks Bride, Slow Dances with Groom, Leaves in Cop Car
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Love + Sex – Fri, Apr 6, 2012 1:23 PM EDT
Read More »from Worst Wedding Guest Ever: Attacks Bride, Slow Dances with Groom, Leaves in Cop Car(North Olmsted Police)My best friend just celebrated her second anniversary and I still haven't gotten her a wedding present. I am the worst, or so I thought until I read this morning's headline: "Drunk Ohio Woman Brooke Burke Arrested: Slow Dances With Groom, Assaults Bride and Officer"
If you ever feel guilty about a forgotten wedding gift, remind yourself of the tale of Brooke Burke, the worst wedding guest ever. According to ABC News, the Ohio wedding guest's antics were so bad she left the reception in handcuffs.
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It all started when Brooke allegedly refused to stop slow dancing "inappropriately" with the groom. When the bride cut in, Brooke protested a little too much, according to the police report. Screaming, and attempts to swing at the bride, ensued. The argument whipped like a wedding tornado through the reception. A pregnant guest was reportedly pushed by Brooke in the melee. Belligerent screams from the guest from hell got so loud, it caught theDental Surgery Turns Girl into a Wizard (and a Viral Video Star)
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Parenting – Thu, Apr 5, 2012 5:35 PM EDT
You know what doesn't get old? Drugged-up dentist videos.
This was proven at the dawn of the viral video era, when a boy named David asked his dad on the way home from the dentist, "Is this real life?"
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Now three years later, a new anesthetized star is born. Last month a North Carolina teenager posted a video shot by her mom on the way home from the dentist, after a wisdom tooth extraction. Still recovering from the anesthesia, the teenager becomes convinced she's living inside of a Harry Potter book.
"Hogwarts. I go to Hogwarts. I'm a wizard. I forgot! I bet they put a spell on me," she warbles, cotton-mouthed.
It's not over. She exacts an elaborate plan for revenge on those dentists who cast the spell. "'We gotta get them back," she pleads with her mom. "We gotta get revenge. I have my lightsaber."
What is it about the human brain, post-surgery that's so endlessly entertaining? 'Going under', as they say, is close to being a coma, Read More »from Dental Surgery Turns Girl into a Wizard (and a Viral Video Star)Celebrity Wax Figures: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Love + Sex – Thu, Apr 5, 2012 2:42 PM EDTBy Piper Weiss, Shine Staff This week, when Kate and Will were immortalized in wax, the world glimpsed the impressive advances in sculpting technology. The four sets of royal replicas, costing around $1.6 million, were practically indistinguishable from the real thing. Clearly, Madam Tussaud's pros have found their way out of the 'uncanny valley'--the term used to describe life-like replicas just slightly 'off' enough to make children cry. Not all who came before wax Will and Kate were so lucky...
Read More »from Celebrity Wax Figures: The Good, the Bad and the UglyTime's Style Icon List Honors Terrible People
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Fashion – Wed, Apr 4, 2012 5:57 PM EDT
Read More »from Time's Style Icon List Honors Terrible People(Photo by Dave Bennett/Getty Images)When Time unveiled its 100 style icons list this week, the biggest controversy was that the Olsen twins made the cut. Nobody blinked at the inclusion of four other names on the list, all synonymous with racism, anti-semitism or body image intolerance.
We're used to the beautiful industry being ugly on the inside.
High fashion may be fickle, but its unfailingly accepting of it's inner circle. If you're in good standing, then being ignorant makes you a "bad boy" or "controversial" and being abusive makes you nothing more than a "diva."
Here are four style "icons" on Time's list, who probably shouldn't be influencing anyone.
Naomi Campbell: Alleged recipient of blood diamonds and "inconvenienced" war crime witness. Beyond her appearance in the Hague, you may also be familiar with her multiple arrests for physical abuse. She's been accused of assaulting at least ten people, including employees, associates and even police. "When you're a fashion pioneer, you've earned the right to be aUK Bans American Apparel Ad. Are They Pornographic or Just Graphic?
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Fashion – Wed, Apr 4, 2012 12:59 PM EDT
Read More »from UK Bans American Apparel Ad. Are They Pornographic or Just Graphic?(via American Apparel)American Apparel is under fire again. The UK's Advertising Standard Authority has banned a series of photos appearing on the company's website. Labeled "pornographic and exploitative" in a complaint by an anonymous consumer, the eight ads appearing on AmericanApparel.net, feature a woman in various stages of undress wearing items sold at the national chain. Some feature exposed breasts, while others portray models lying in unmade beds-a trademark pose of the brand.
Here in the U.S., American Apparel is no stranger to controversy. Between questionably degrading marketing campaigns, outcries from bloggers, and lawsuits from former models, employees and Woody Allen, the company is used to being a bullseye for critics. In fact, one their ads was under scrutiny in England for portraying a too-young looking model back in 2009.
Here's where it gets complicated. According to the ASA, one of the points against the latest set of ads which debuted on the website in October, is that models are9 Furniture Staples Going Extinct
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Decorating Guide – Tue, Apr 3, 2012 5:50 PM EDTTime is running out for wall clocks. Who needs a coo-coo bird when you've got a web-synchronized portable alarm clock in your smartphone? As technology gets smarter and homes get tinier, household staples are going obsolete.
Toddler's Tragic Washing Machine Accident Sends Warning to Parents
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Parenting – Tue, Apr 3, 2012 4:24 PM EDT
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An Oregon family is devastated after a tragic accident took the life of their toddler. Tiffany Hebb was doing laundry, while her 21-month-old Ollie kept her company. When she left the room briefly, he crawled into the washing machine and drowned.
A frantic Hebb found her son minutes later trapped in the water-filled basin and tried desperately to resuscitate him. After suffering severe brain damage, he died the following day in the hospital.
"It was the worst day of my life," the grieving mother told a local Fox affiliate through tears. Now Tiffany and her husband Chris are on a mission to educate parents about the dangers of the seemingly innocuous household appliance.
"I want to make mothers and fathers aware that it's a possibility," she said.
Read more: Toddler's trauma highlights laundry room dangers
Between 2005 and 2009, two children under the age of five lost their lives in laundry room accidents, according to a report by the Consumer Product Safety Commision. In a 2003Divorce Rings: Depressing Jewelry Trend
By Piper Weiss, Shine Staff | Love + Sex – Mon, Apr 2, 2012 3:18 PM EDTThe national divorce rate may be on the decline, but post-marriage pride is growing faster than ever. Divorce bling, from rings to necklaces, are the new must-have accessory after papers are signed. At least that's what jewelry-makers would like you to believe.
