I'm totally over him and definitely don't want him back (really, I swear), but it would still be nice if he felt just the tiniest -- OK, or a massive -- twinge of regret when I show up looking stunning in the overpriced dress that I will now be buying.
But even the spendiest, most amazing dress I can find at Nordstrom isn't going to look so hot with the extra holiday bulge I've got going on, so I need to lose 5 pounds in 5 days without doing anything drastic.
Sure, a juice fast or some other psycho weight loss tactic would probably do the trick. But it would also probably get me fired for repeatedly passing out at my desk. A better option? These tips on how to safely drop pounds fast.
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