By Lauren Passell for HowAboutWe
Actually, this bed is perfect if your partner is just too wild in bed. Enough with the crazy positions, already! Just LIE THERE.
It's a trap!
Do you love scaring the shit out of the person you take home for a one night romp? Sure, we all do!
This bed is actually a "surround sound" bed, surrounding its inhabitants with speakers.
I am so turned on right now. NSFW! NSFW!
Your date will feel so safe, he/she will definitely want to f*ck you with reckless abandon.
Let's make a sandwich
The freakiest part about this isn't the bed, it's the bedroom. Who has mustard cutouts on their wall? And is that… a gigantic napkin holder I see? This person is probably a serial killer!
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