By Aaron Traister, REDBOOK
DEAR WHYS GUY:
What does he really eat for dinner when I'm not at home? Because he says he's "stuffed," but the leftover chicken stir-fry hasn't been touched. - Sara, NY
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When you're out, he eats the raunchiest, butteriest, fried-est meat and/or cheese product available to him. If he ever smoked in his life, there's a good chance he has a cigarette after the meal too. And there is definitely beer involved. When wives leave for the night, husbands get to have a culinary affair with the edible equivalent of a scarlet woman. In fact, I get so excited that I'm not eating "heart healthy" for a change (I'm looking at you, vegan lasagna) that things can get downright weird.
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Once when Karel was out of town, after I put the kids to bed, I ordered Buffalo chicken fingers from one place and an extra-cheese pizza with sausage and onions from another. The next thing I knew,Read More »from Dear Whys Guy: "What Is My Guy Really Eating When I'm Not at Home?"