By Meghann Foye, REDBOOK.
Ain't no party like a sweatpants party 'cause a sweatpants party ends in nap time.Inspired by Cosmopolitan hitting the hangover on the head with "The Stages of Partying, By Age," please put on your finest loungewear, cue up those DVR'ed Property Brothers, and get ready to rage--30-something style.
30: Act like it's still technically the last year of your 20s... by trying to fly under the radar at dive bars and feeling sorry for your friends who are pregnant and can't drink.
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31: Had enough of dive bars: Move on to charity events where drinking is no longer the main focus; it's complaining about your husband.
32: Attend a true "dinner party" where everyone is finally partnered, fine scotch is poured for the first time, and more bottles of wine are drunk than there are people, but not by much.
33: Learn the fine art of mocktails so as not to let on that after years of pitying the pregnant ladies, you're one of them now.
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