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If or when you plan to have babies is no one's business but your own. Here's how to deal with nosy Nellies.
-The Mouthy Housewives, BettyConfidential.com

Pregnant

Meet the The Mouthy Housewives! These lovely models of decorum (Kelcey, Wendi, Marinka, Kristine and Tonya) want our lives to be as fabulous as theirs, thus they're happy to ignore their families to give us smart, cheeky advice. So pop open a box of rosé, put on your favorite Barry Manilow CD and let the Housewives Swiffer away your troubles … Every week they'll be answering burning questions from readers.

Dear Mouthy Housewives,

My family and friends have, for some reason, decided that my reproduction plans are very much their business, and they constantly pester my husband and me about WHEN we're FINALLY going to have babies!? (We have only been married 3 years).

The thing is 1) We're not ready yet and have a pretty awesome marriage without kids for now, 2) I'm still young enough that everything

Oh look! A learning opportunity! Kris Jenner has provided Mean Betty with the perfect lesson on what not to give your son for his birthday!
-Mean Betty, BettyConfidential.com

Rob Kardashian Kris Jenner

Let Meanie begin today's adventure by letting it be known that she loves birthdays. Of course, Meanie firmly believes that the best birthdays are her OWN birthdays-it's Mean Betty Day, after all!-but really, any birthday will do. Meanie loves it all: Cake, ice cream, cocktails… and, of course, presents. Meanie enjoys giving presents almost as much as she enjoys receiving them; there really is nothing quite like finding the perfect gift for someone and watching their happy little face light up as they open it! Unless, of course, it happens to be your OWN face lighting up as you open the perfect gift for YOU.

However, Meanie acknowledges that there are some limits as to what one may give as a birthday gift. Spa days? Excellent! Sparkly jewels? Well done! Homemade cookies? Wonderful! Naked photos of

The NBA star allegedly told Kim that he wants money, a lot of money, or there's a big ugly public court fight ahead of them.
-Mean Betty, BettyConfidential.com

kris humphries kim kardashian

Mean Betty's heard about kissing and telling and Mean Betty's heard about people attempting to blackmail their exes, but the latest news from the circus that is the Kardashian household is really mind blowing.

You see kittens, the gentle giant known as Kris Humphries has allegedly told Kimmy that she needs to hand over $7 million to him pronto or there's going to be a very big, very public divorce trial. How public? Kittens, think witnesses in a courtroom public. According to TMZ, sources babbled to them that, "The bballer -- through his Minnesota lawyer -- has given Kim an ultimatum ... either pay up, or endure an ugly, public trial. "

Oopsies! We're not sure if we want to see Kim and her sisters sobbing into hankies on the witness stand. However, E! would surely love to have the video of that for their next

Mean Betty joins Jon Hamm in the fight against the idiocy of today's celebrity culture - and you should, too!
-Mean Betty, BettyConfidential.com

Jon Hamm

Kittens, are you as in love with Jon Hamm as Meanie is? Because Meanie just adores him, and not just because of his appeal as the flawed yet gorgeous Don Draper on Mad Men. He is also, as far as Meanie can see, not unlike the stars of Old Hollywood in times gone by: Funny, charming, and above all, smart. What can Meanie say? Brainy equals sexy!

But kittens, Meanie has just found a new reason to love the lovely Jon Hamm. When asked byElle UK how he feels about the bizarre phenomenon known as celebrity culture, he noted that he had no patience for it before announcing the following: "Whether it's Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated. Being a f**king idiot [Meanie's note: Jon! Such language!] is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." He continued,

Kristen Stewart is looking mighty vampy there in the latest installment of the Twilight Saga...
-Lucia Peters, BettyConfidential.com

Kristen Stewart

These images are offered mostly without comment, largely because I'm not really a huge Twilightfan. At all. The only way I've able to get through the movies is with a bunch of my snarkiest friends and a heavily spiked soda. However, I realize that Breaking Dawn - Part 2 is coming out later this year, and that, not unlike what happened with Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 2, its release signals the end of an era. This is either cause for celebration or cause for mourning, depending on which side of the Twi-hard fence you happen to lie on, but in either case, you're probably still at least a little teeny bit curious of what Kristen Stewart's Bella Swan will look like as a vampire. And hey, guess what? Thanks to the Daily Mail, we can show you!

Here's one shot:

Kristen Stewart vampire

And here's a second:

Kristen Stewart vampire 2

Super pale skin? Check. Wacky colored

Never be afraid to go out of the house without makeup. Adele, Rooney Mara, and these other celebs aren't!
-Lucia Peters, BettyConfidential.com

Celebs without makeup

You know, it took me a really long time to get comfortable enough with myself to be able to go out and do something as simple as run errands without putting on at least a little bit makeup. My beauty routine isn't that heavy to begin with-just the basics: blush, lip gloss, you know the drill-but for some reason, I long harbored a fear of being seen without it. Happily, I got over myself. Because it is normal for people to appear in public without makeup. Hoorah.

Like these celebs! They're not afraid to show up somewhere au natural, and that's awesome. Sometimes that means they look a little different from the way we're used to seeing them, but hey. Whatever. Going to the grocery store is not the same thing as hitting the red carpet. Want to know more? Read on!

1. Adele

Adele

The paps caught Adele having a nice glass of wine at

It's times like this that you could really use a time machine.
-The Mouthy Housewives, BettyConfidential.com

woman under clock

Meet the The Mouthy Housewives! These lovely models of decorum (Kelcey, Wendi, Marinka, Kristine and Tonya) want our lives to be as fabulous as theirs, thus they're happy to ignore their families to give us smart, cheeky advice. So pop open a box of rosé, put on your favorite Barry Manilow CD and let the Housewives Swiffer away your troubles … Every week they'll be answering burning questions from readers.

Dear Mouthy Housewives,

I truly love my boyfriend. He's the sweetest guy ever. We've been together for two years but here's my problem. He's late for everything. And I mean EVERYTHING. 45 minutes late for Broadway plays, movies, my birthday dinner! This is the only thing we fight about. I really want to settle down with this guy but I don't want to spend my life being late for everything. Any ideas, Mouthy Housewives?

Signed,

Word on the street is that Britney Spears could be our new X Factor judge. Thoughts on this, Bettys?
-Lucia Peters, BettyConfidential.com

Britney Spears

Looks like Britney's getting back in the saddle: She's engaged, she's selling her house… and now she's quite possibly going to be the new judge on Simon Cowell's post-American Idoltalent competition show, X Factor.

Wait, what? Seriously?

Yep: According to the Hollywood Reporter, as of last night the Princess of Pop is extremely close to making a deal with the show. Her fiancé, Jason Trawick, is negotiating the contract, which apparently could be signed as early next week. Although Simon Cowell wouldn't confirm that he and Britney were in talks, he did note that "there's going to be a lot of twists and turns over the next few weeks and a lot of things we're going to announce." How intriguing!

After last month's huge shakeup-you know, the one that resulted in Paula Abdul, Nicole Scherzinger, and Steve Jones all getting fired from