Shakira was attacked by a sea lion in South Africa. For reals. What?!
-Lucia Peters, BettyConfidential.com
No, really: Shakira was attacked by a sea lion. This is so weird and hilarious that there's no way I could make it up.
According to People, the singer was hanging out with her brother in Cape Town, South Africa when they spotted a bunch of sea lions capering about on Sunday afternoon. And what do you do when you witness sea lions doing crazy things? You take pictures, of course. Lots of them.
But unfortunately, Shakira failed to realize that sea lions, like humans, have personal space bubbles-and she overstepped the boundaries. While she was attempting to pet one of them (because of course petting unpredictable wild animals is such a wonderful idea, isn't it?), one of them decided that it reeeeeeally didn't want her getting that close to it. She wrote on Facebook, "Suddenly, one of them jumped out of the water so fast and impetuously that it got about one foot awayRead More »from I Swear I'm Not Making This Up: Shakira was Attacked by a Sea Lion