Proud new parents Prince William and Kate Middleton.It's a…boy. A little prince arrived earlier this week-healthy, blue-blooded, probably pretty cute, given its genes. So why is everyone so disappointed?
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By Michelle Ruiz
When the news broke via Twitter/press release /gilded easel, there was a palpable sense of shock and some not-so-secret dissatisfaction in the air. As one clever tweeter quipped: "Kate Middleton had a boy? Rude." Of course biologically there was a 50 percent chance that the Baby Highness would have a penis, but what of Kate's supposed "daughter" slip and those pesky British oddsmakers who swore, with no evidence whatsoever, that the Royal Baby would be a girl named Alexandra?! It was suddenly, embarrassingly clear that we're all total suckers-or hopeless feminists.
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While it's completely unfair that an hours-old little boy should be to blame for anything at all-above all, we're celebrating that the Royal Baby is healthy and arrived in a safe delivery-His Royal Highness The