Think you've got a genius dress-up idea for this October 31st? Stop a minute and reevaluate. It could be a
recipe for disaster.
1. One of those full-body, painted-on costumes. Someone spills a cocktail and you could have a major wardrobe malfunction.
2. The Snuggie. Sure, you'd be warm and cozy all night, but there's no way you're getting any action in that thing. Unless your guy is part of the outfit and you both go as the Snuggie Sutra. Good luck practicing "The Manket" in public.
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3. Any type of Lycra catsuit. Not only is peeing a challenge, you'll also have perpetual camel toe.
4. Elin Nordegren. The blonde wig and golf club is bound to be plentiful in costume shops this year, but please resist the urge to keep this story going.
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