Her exes keep getting married...to the chick they date right after her. Which begs the question: What is it about some girls that screams not wife material?
By Julia Allison
Last week, I got a call from an ex - a man I truly believed I'd one day see in a tux smiling at me from the end of a church aisle. He's been dating the same girl since we broke up two years ago, and the crushing words that came out of his mouth were ones I had secretly prayed I'd never hear: "Julia," he said, "I'm going to marry her."
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I promptly burst into tears. See, this isn't the first time I've been the girlfriend before the girlfriend who becomes the wife. It has happened - you're not going to believe this - seven times (and I'm only 28)! It's like I'm prepping guys for marriage to someone else.Related: Why Love is Harder in The Winter
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