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Billy Bob must have spent the past few years in mourning. He's taken to hating on ex-wife Angelina Jolie's relationship with Brad Pitt, and someone sounds salty. "She is just going through a high school phase. You know, dating the quarterback of the football team with Brad Pitt over there. She'll be waking up from that dream in no time. Who knows if I'll be there when she's ready to come to her senses though."
What we think Billy Bob forgot to add was, "Oh yeah, you guys may not remember me, I was in that horrible comedy where I played an evil Santa Claus… anyways, I was married to Angelina Jolie and now I have a country album coming out with my band, The Boxmasters. You should buy it."
Do you think Billy Bob sounds desperate to still be trashing his ex? [Yeeeah]
Blog Posts by Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Mon, Jun 16, 2008 6:24 PM EDT
Kevin Winter/Getty ImagesRead More »from Billy Bob Thornton disses Angelina...says, "Hey guys, remember me?"
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Chris Jackson/Getty ImagesRead More »from Out with a bang! Amy Winehouse botches $2 million an hour performance
Even big bucks can't get Amy Winehouse to behave. Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich offered the singer $2 million an hour to perform on Thursday at the opening of his girlfriend's art gallery in Moscow. Amy boarded a plane in London, and we hear it was all down hill from there. An insider claims when she arrived, "she was in no condition to appear," and the singer's handlers "spent two hours trying to pull her together." Supposedly the party organizers discussed finding a replacement, but felt there wasn't enough time. When she finally wobbled on stage at 12:30 am, Winehouse chain-smoked, threw her lighter at the audience, which she then flashed, not wearing any panties. "I heard that her singing was a little sloppy," says the source, "but she still put on a terrific show."
Sure, some of it may be an act, but we wish Amy would go to rehab. Do you think her situation is dire? [NY Daily News]
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Kevin Winter/Getty ImagesWhat? You didn't think Britney Spears' performance on Britney and Kevin: Chaotic was Emmy worthy? Well, guess what folks, the popstar is making a comeback! Her two-time stint as Abby on How I Met Your Mother earned Brit a slot on the official ballot released by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences to its voters. Sure, she is one of 41 actresses on the list, but you can bet Katherine Heigl isn't one of them! The final list of cameo nominees (and all other categories) will be announced later this summer. Personally, we have our fingers crossed! [OK!]
Frazer Harrison/Getty ImagesRead More »from Things we donâ€™t get: Katherine Heigl
Granted, I may be one of the only women in America who hasn't at one point loved Grey's Anatomy (a few years ago my intern lent me Season 1 and I fell asleep bored during the second episode), but I don't get the hype behind Katherine Heigl. Out of the dozens of crappy movies and TV performances under her belt (she was nominated for a Golden Globe how?), our favorite remains her 1994 comedy, My Father the Hero.
Her latest career flub? She deliberately withdrew from Best Actress Emmy consideration (note: she won last year) because she felt the writing sucked. ''I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the academy organization I withdrew my name from contention,'' said Heigl. ''In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.'' How freaking ungrateful and tactless! One series insider is particularly peeved, claiming "the show bent
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Fri, Jun 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT
It may have taken six years to come to trial, but R. Kelly beat the system and was acquitted of child pornography after less than a day of deliberations. Did he make the sex tape with an underage girl or not? It's hard to say. The alleged victim, now 23, who supposedly would have been as young as 14 in in the video, denied it was her. We saw it, and despite the fact that it looked unquestionably like the 41-year-old R&B singer (there was however a defense argument about a mole on his back that wasn't in the video a la O.J. Simpson's "the glove doesn't fit" argument) Kelly was acquitted on all 14 counts. He faced up to 15 years in prison but now the singer, who pleaded not guilty when charged way back in 2002, will remain free to record dozens more chapters of "Trapped in the Closet" at his leisure.Read More »from R. Kelly defies gravity; somehow acquitted on all charges of child pornography
Do you agree with the verdict? [CNN]
Between her superb acting skills and consistently diverse character choices, it's easy to consider Oscar winning Meryl one of the greatest actresses ever. The fact that she's so far off our gossip radar makes her an even bigger draw. Her sassy, nothing-bothers-her demeanor adds to our obsession. But when we saw this image of the 58-year-old doing an astounding mid-air split on the set of her new movie Mamma Mia, we just stopped for a moment in awe. As we're doing again right now. [Defamer]
Kevin Winter/Getty ImagesIt seems like Coldplay frontman Chris Martin would always know the right thing to say to please a lady, but he wasn't always so suave. "I had a tricky time with girls until I was, like, 21," says Martin. "I got trapped in the friendship trap many, many times," he says. "It was like, 'I need to be a rock star because this is no good: Being the kind of guy that everybody likes but no one wants to [sleep with].' "Read More »from Chris Martin: Brad Pitt is a tough act to follow
He said he wanted to instead "to be the guy everybody" has sex with. Well, we don't know about everybody, but he did snag Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow. "I always felt it would be great to be with a very powerful woman because it would keep you in your place," he says. "Being married to someone very successful and very powerful basically keeps you hungry to improve. You've got to be hungry. If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?" Umm… yeah. But it looks like Brad isn't for everyone! [Rolling Stone]
Dave Hogan/Getty ImagesIf you read the tabloids, you know that Ed Hardy is a clothing line favored by huge celebs like Madonna, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Now there will be one more less-than-typical fan: Michael Jackson. Apparently he's collaborating with the designer, Christian Audigier on a line of garments.
"It's still in the developing stages, but it's going to be big," says an insider. "This will be a major comeback for Michael. He's dedicating a lot of his time and money to this venture." No word yet on if the line will include gloves, sequins and red leather jackets. [Perez]
David Livingston/Getty ImagesTommy Lee has reunited with Mötley Crüe band members and has another bit of news he couldn't wait to share-he's also back together his ex-wife and sec-tape costar Pamela Anderson. "Pamela and the kids have moved in with me," he said grinning. "It's awesome, man. It's definitely working. You can tell on the kids' faces - they're happy when we're together." We have to admit, we really want this couple to work… and perhaps create a more stable home for their two 90210 named babies, Brandon and Dylan. As even Tommy Lee admits, "We've only given it a try 800 times - 801, here we go."Read More »from Pam and Tommy: back on!
Do you think Pam and Tommy are meant to be? [Rolling Stone]
Valerie Macon/Getty ImagesRead More »from Dr. Drew Pinsky takes on Tom Cruise!
Dr. Drew Pinksy, the host of VH1's Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, has taken it upon himself to publicly diagnose Tom Cruise… and it hasn't gone over well. "A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt," says Pinksy. "Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that's a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect."
Cruise's lawyer fought back, saying: "This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them." Well, he sort of has a point, but he is a doctor, so he's entitled to his opinion. Cruise's lawyer continues, "He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill."
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