Dave M. Benett/Getty ImagesWe can't help but wonder who all the little Hollywood kiddies are going to end up with. Rocco, Shiloh, Suri, Kingston, Apple… you know they'll add up to one more generation of incestuous power couples. It seems mom Kate Beckinsale is already playing matchmaker with her daughter Lily and calling dibs on, in our eyes, one of the hottest famous kids, Victoria and David Beckham's son, Brooklyn."I am dreading the day Lily brings home a boy," says Beckinsale, "but she and the Beckham boys get on really well."
"If she did have to have a boyfriend, then I suppose Brooklyn would get my seal of approval!" There you have it! Sorry Lourdes, mommy Madonna will help you find another man. Besides, by the time Brooklyn is really ready to date you'll be a cougar! [NY Daily News]
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- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Fri, Jun 6, 2008 4:56 AM EDT
Dave M. Benett/Getty ImagesWe can't help but wonder who all the little Hollywood kiddies are going to end up with. Rocco, Shiloh, Suri, Kingston, Apple… you know they'll add up to one more generation of incestuous power couples. It seems mom Kate Beckinsale is already playing matchmaker with her daughter Lily and calling dibs on, in our eyes, one of the hottest famous kids, Victoria and David Beckham's son, Brooklyn."I am dreading the day Lily brings home a boy," says Beckinsale, "but she and the Beckham boys get on really well."Read More »from As is celeb romances arenâ€™t rocky enough, Kate Beckinsale is fixing up her 9-year-old
1) After Kevin's spending sprees and my career at a stand-still, the only Escalade I can afford is a Power Wheels version.
2) Hmm…I wonder if I can make it down to Starbucks for my Grande Ice Blended before the close.
3) Ain't that typical, the only station that comes in is playing Justin Timberlake.
4) I know I'm "grounded" and can only go to far from home, but c'mon y'all! How will I ever meet a man in this thing?! Oh wait, that paparazzo keeps following me around, he must be interested!
Read More »from Top 10 Most Dysfunctional Celebrity Couples
When you and your boyfriend/husband/partner/cohort may have little tiffs here and there, they sometimes could magnify to screaming fights or object throwing, but we hope they've never reached the catastrophic levels as these Top 10 dysfunctional mates.
1. Sid Vicious and Nancy Spungen
Nancy was a stripper/prostitute/groupie; Sid was the bassist of the Sex Pistols. Together they were addicted to heroin as well as public fighting both verbal and physical. After his band broke up, Sid moved with Nancy to New York and stabbed her to death in the famous Chelsea Hotel. After attempting suicide and going to jail, he overdosed on heroin several months later in his new girlfriend's house.
2. Ike and Tina Turner
After meeting as teenagers when Tina wanted to sing for him, the couple wed and rose to stardom together in the 60s and 70s ("Proud Mary" anyone?) They raised a family together, but Ike's drug problems led him to be very abusive. Once after beating her, Tina left him taking only 36
Indiana Jones star Shia LaBeouf is not your typical 22-year-old. While many guys his age are moving back in with their parents after college, Shia is trying to kick his dad out of his home. "My dad lives in Montana in a tepee, and he gets cold, so he comes up to my house for the winters and stays in the garage," says Shia about his 60-year-old dad, Jeffrey. "He's got an air mattress set up for him; it's very comfortable."
Shia admits when living in close quarters they get into the familiar tiffs you might expect between a father and son… with one twist. "It's not winter anymore, and he's still here," says Shia. "You can't be like, 'Hey Dad, listen, it's time to go back to your tepee.' You can't make him leave." Ouch. [Star]
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Thu, Jun 5, 2008 8:10 PM EDT
Read More »from Just one more reason to hate Hills stars Heidi and Spencer
We really hate this always-smiling couple, and giving them more press is so not our aspiration, but we need to just express one last thing. How in the HECK have Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt made $3 million in the past two years they've been dating?! You mean the staged photo shoots, advice columns, and TV salaries actually amount to something?
"We are trying to entertain in every aspect of our lives," says Heidi. Spencer, who is also Heidi's manager thinks Heidi's album will be a success (read: denial!) and feels their financial success is inevitable. "My hustle is just too crazy," he says. "I'm trying to take over the world!" Jeez, if they've already made $3 million, maybe he has a point. Perhaps no publicity is better than bad publicity--let's try and forget their names. [In Touch]
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Thu, Jun 5, 2008 7:46 PM EDT
Well, we thought the drama between Charlie Sheen and ex-Denise Richards was over… and we were wrong. If you ask us, the couple is far from over each other as Denise takes many opportunities on her E! reality show to take jabs at her ex-hubby and Charlie made a rude and inappropriate comment about Denise at his own hurried wedding to Muellur. "This feels like my first real marriage," he told guests. "The first one was a show, the second one was a con, and this one is the real deal." Wow, way to be the bigger man. Brooke, we'd suggest you watch your back-hopefully you're not just a pawn in getting even with his ex.
Do you think what Charlie said at his wedding was inappropriate? [Perez]
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Thu, Jun 5, 2008 8:38 AM EDT
Despite poor attendance throughout her national tour, pop star Avril Lavigne has decided to follow her nose and create a perfume line for teens. "Creating this fragrance is a fun process and I am looking forward to sharing it with everyone," says Avril. The Proctor & Gamble fragrance will hit stores during the second half of 2009. But by then will people still know who she is? [People]
Move over, Red Bull. See ya later, Monster. Hasta la vista, Pimp Juice. There's a new ANTI-energy drink in town. Or should we say, Drank. This "extreme relaxation beverage" has the tagline "slow your roll" written on the purple can, in case you forget its purpose. The grape-flavored, carbonated beverage that allegedly pairs down well with vodka is loaded up with melatonin, valerian root and rose hips to wind you down instead of up.Read More »from Let me buy you a Drank!
As per it's press release, "From design to production, every aspect of this calming drink was inspired by today's popular hip hop artists who embrace the much sought-after hip hop lifestyle that encourages people to capture a stress-free state of mind." Hmm, sounds like something perhaps Snoop Dogg could get behind.
Would you (or would you let your kids) Drank up? [Perez]
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Wed, Jun 4, 2008 8:56 PM EDT
For those of you who can't seem to get enough of Heidi Montag's photo shoots with fiancée Spencer Pratt, we have good news! Not only is she taking on the roles of singer and fashion designer, she is trophy bound for her impeccable acting skills.
"I plan to win an Oscar. I'm very ambitious," the wannabe celeb tells In Touch. Hmm, well, she hasn't been able to convince us that The Hills isnt staged, but an Oscar? Oh, why not.
The question we'd like to pose to you readers: which Hills "star" is the most detestable? [Perez]
Read More »from Somebody please help Lily Allen!
British pop singer Lily Allen is having a really rough year. Ever since she suffered a miscarriage and split with boyfriend Ed Simons of the Chemical Brothers, she's been boozing her head off and last night's Glamour Women of the Year Awards was no exception. "I dyed my hair pink this afternoon in my own bathroom," said the "Smile" singer, who showed up in a prom-style dress featuring a bloody, decapitated Bambi print. After accepting an award by a Glamour editor, Allen had to be carried out of the ceremony's afterparty by a bouncer she was so sloshed.
This morning she wrote a hungover MySpace blog saying, "It's not cool getting that drunk. Kids, drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this - not pretty!" Not to be mean, but we weren't really feeling this look before she was drunk either! Let's help this girl before she turns into the next Amy Winehouse. [E!]