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Kristen Davis: YES! With that ridiculous "hat" no one will ever remember to bring up those dirty photos of mine that leaked.
Cynthia Nixon: People may make fun of my girlfriend, but at least she doesn't dress like a centerpiece.
Kim Cattrall: I can't believe this beeyotch upstaged me again.
Sarah Jessica Parker: Oh and in case you didn't know, I'M THE STAR!
Blog Posts by Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor
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- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Mon, May 12, 2008 8:34 PM EDT
We know at this point we're getting redundant when discussing how much we're over "The Hills," but now things have gotten out of MTV's hands. Yes, they are responsible for renewing the show for a forth season (seriously, they've brought back every "character" at least twice, is there anything left to talk about?) but staged photo shoots?! Heidi and Spencer somehow made themselves even more annoying. And here we thought it was unfathomable.
Have you had it with these reality "stars"? [d listed]
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Mon, May 12, 2008 7:07 PM EDT
Scott Gries/Getty ImagesSinger/actor Justin Timberlake has signed on to executive produce a new series for MTV this fall called "The Phone," which is billed as a "real life Bourne Identity." Every week there will be two cell phones hidden in a major city. Once stranger pick up the ringing phones, a "mysterious guide gives contestants five seconds to concede whether or not they wish to play the game for a chance of winning a huge cash prize," MTV said in a statement. The two opponents work against each other on the missions while viewers spy via helicopter cam.Read More »from Justin Timberlake announces he'll be producing MTV reality show
We're not sure what's more ridiculous: the premise of the show or the fact that a mega successful star like Justin Timberlake would attach his name to a project like this just to land a producing credit. [US]
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Mon, May 12, 2008 5:19 PM EDT
Vince Bucci/Getty ImagesIt's official: Jennie Garth will be returning to "Beverly Hills, 90210," resuming her role as Kelly Taylor eight years later on the new CW spin-off. It seems Kelly couldn't get enough of her alma mater, as she will play is a guiding counselor at her alma mater, West Beverly Hills High. After being burned, joining a cult, raped, held at gunpoint, diet pill and coke addict, shot, killing someone and having temporary amnesia it's amazing Kelly can take care of herself, let alone advise other youngsters! Let's hope her return will inspire some flashbacks. It's also being reported (yet it remains unconfirmed) that Tori Spelling aka Donna Martin is Beverly Hills bound as well. Eh, we're a little less psyched on that one… we want them to bring back Brenda and Dylan!Read More »from Jennie Garth and Tori Spelling are moving back to their old zipcode, 90210
Who would you most like to see on the spin-off and more importantly, will you watch? [Hollywood Reporter, Deadline Hollywood]
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If you thought Mariah Carey's one-month old relationship ending in marriage was the only hasty move she's made recently then you're wrong. Before the wedding she got "Mrs. Cannon" tattooed on her back. "One thing (few people) knew was we got tattoos a few weeks earlier. So anyone who saw my tattoo wasn't surprised," she says. "To me rings are special and exciting, but tattoos mean more than anything. They're forever and ever," says Cannon, who has "Mariah" tattooed on his back.
What is wrong with you people? Are you the same ones who carved Mrs. ___ onto your desks in school after going on one date? At least learn from the example of others. Here are our top 10 favorite failed tattoo relationships:
1) Angelina Jolie - Had then-husband "Billy Bob" tattooed on her arm which she later had erased and tattooed over with the Earth's coordinates of where her four children (Including daughter with boyfriend Brad Pitt, Shiloh) were born. She also has an "H" on her wrist for ex-bf Timothy
Stephen Shugerman/Getty ImagesHeidi Klum is a really lucky lady. Not only is she jaw-dropping levels of gorgeous even after having kids, her marriage proposal was nothing short of a fairy tale. Heidi told Marie Claire how the day went down and you can color us jealous! He had a helicopter take them up the Canadian Rocky Mountains to an igloo he had built and filled with rose petals, food, champagne and a bed. Damn, player! We didn't know you had it in you!
Have any of your men matched Seal's romantic proposal? [Marie Claire]
- Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor | Author Blog Posts – Fri, May 9, 2008 7:52 PM EDT
The new Dereon Girls ads have us a bit confused. And it's not the typical Tina Knowles dilemma of whether or not feathers go with leopard print, that's a given at this point. We just didn't know kindergarteners wore 5" heels when going to meet their dates at the club! Forgive us for the error. Ladies, proceed to drop it like it's hot. [ONTD]
Julien Hekimian/Getty ImagesA very pregnant Jessica Alba must have some time on her hands while waiting to give birth-she's challenged the world to a staring contest! Let us explain. Her boyfriend Cash Warren co-founded IBeatYou.com, a site where you can compete against others on the internet. Her last venture? Lip syncing to Panic at the Disco's "Nine in the Afternoon" with the site's employees. Click here to check it out. [People]
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Finally they've gotten it right. We were never huge fans of Scott Baio, so it was sort of unclear why he has been getting all the VH1 reality show love ("Scott Baio is 45…and Single," "Scott Baio is 46…and Pregnant"). But now he's gone and made our dreams come true: him and buddy Jason Hervey (Wayne from the "Wonder Years") are executive producing a series in which eight male teen idols from the 80s and 90s live in a house, receive advice and tips from a life coach and experts in the entertainment industry and must then decide to attempt a career comeback or disappear again from whence they came.
We're literally squealing trying to guess who will be on the show. If we had our way, these would be the eight guys living in the house:
1) Fred Savage ("The Wonder Years") - We could care less what he's been up to, we just hope he's still 1/10 as cute as he was back in the day and it would be fun to see him reunite with his on-screen brother. Little know fact: At 12 years old, he became
Lucy Nicholson/Getty ImagesRead More »from Creepiest Dad in Hollywood: Papa Joe Simpson
We've never seen a bigger pimp than Joe Simpson. First he pitched "Newlyweds," a reality show where daughter Jessica and then-hubby Nick Lachey experienced the trials and tribulations of early marriage on camera. After their relationship fell apart (they spent the majority of their wedded life on camera and had no space from the public eye), Joe is back at it trying to get his younger daughter Ashlee and fiancée Pete Wentz a slot on MTV with "Newlyweds 2." He's also trying to sell off Ashlee's wedding and baby pictures before she's so much as tied the knot or popped out her kid. Papa Joe, some privacy please?
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Back in 2006 Joe even tried to make a buck off of being his daughters' personal photographer, snapping private and even risqué pictures for WireImage that other paparazzi wouldn't be able to get at intimate events and vacations wearing bikinis. And then there's his obsession with Jessica's boobs. He told GQ magazine, "If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier,