Blog Posts by Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor

Look at that picture -- memories, light the corner of my mind. However, that picture taken back in 2004 was perhaps just a bit of foreshadowing to Jen's future love life.

It seems like every week the tabloids are trying to pair up Jen Aniston with her latest co-star, taking pity in her singledom amongst the force that is Brangelina. But this time we're taking the bait: the actress was spotted "sitting very close" to Orlando Bloom at L.A. eatery Beso last week, where "she was looking at him like he was her favorite guy in the world." Can you really blame her? Hopefully, this time it's game, set, love match for the lovely lady. [Defamer]

And now for a fun little question: if you were Jen, which Orlando would you pine for?












Grecian Orlando

















Pirate Orlando

















Elfin Orlando


















Regular Orlando
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Photo courtesy of Apple MTV is all reality TV and no music, and you haven't splurged on satellite radio, so it looks like you're stuck listening to Top 40. Wrong. If you're reading this, clearly you have the only tools you'll need: free time and Internet access.

Judging from this music review, a lot of you seem to want to get some new listening recommendations. But it's hard to figure out what you're going to like, if you don't know even now what you're looking for. Forget iTunes and Amazon for now. Click over to these sites for massive amounts of music and insight you thought you could only dream of.


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Jay-Z has been irreplaceable to Beyonce since 2002, and slowly but surely the couple is inching their way to the altar. Sure, these rumors pop up every so often, but this time People is reporting that a marriage license was obtained in Scarsdale Village, New York and is valid for 60 days. That means the Bonnie & Clyde of hip-hop have until June 1 to wed-we can't wait! Will she wear a Tina Knowles creation? Will the first dance be to Crazy in Love?

We can't help but smile at another power couple success. So what's their secret? Keeping their private life private. Photos may be taken from time to time, but if celebs could learn to keep their mouths shut and stop being camera w----s we'd place money on their relationships lasting much longer. Beyonce Knowles is 26, right around the same age as Britney and Paris, and surely she carries herself with a certain sense of class, but more importantly she knows there are things that aren't meant to be discussed, or shown to the press. [People]

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A) Gets ready to bowl his second frame
B) Walks the red carpet at the Monte Carlo Rose Ball "Movida"
C) Is about to high-five Marc Jacobs
D) Admits to framing OJ Simpson
E) Poses at Madame Tussauds, imitating a wax figure of himself

Find out the answer after the jump…

Correct answer: B) Walks the red carpet at the Monte Carlo Rose Ball "Movida."

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Most unexpected Avon lady:
Patrick Dempsey has a McDreamy fragrance is in the works! [E!]

The country is in a recession, but this is ridiculous:
$24,000 for a Sex and the City Tour? I'll show you around the hot spots for a cool $500. [NY Daily]

Best reason to stock up on cranberry juice:
Jessica Simpson goes to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center with a kidney infection. Ouch. [In Touch]

Scariest "I'm Your Biggest Fan" moment:
John Cusack's stalker lurks outside his Malibu home. She wasn't standing out his window with a boombox in her hands, but she did write love letters and have her personal mail re-route to his address. [E!]

Worst roommate ever:
Kate Hudson looks for a New York apartment with her flavor of the month, rumored on-again boyfriend Owen Wilson. We hope he's a better houseguest than Dupre. [NY Daily]

Most likely to divulge your diet secret:
Julia-Louis Dreyfus says actresses are lying-they don't eat whatever they want. And screw those healthy, delivery meals! "I tried

Frank Micelotta/Getty Images EntertainmentAfter a downward spiral of depressing events both professionally and personally, Britney Spears is slowly climbing back up the ladder with a successful TV appearance on How I Met Your Mother, and offers from 30 Rock and PETA. And now there is more good news: she is rekindling her working relationship with former manager Larry Rudolph. For those of you who don't know, he's the guy Britney's parents turned to in convincing her to enter rehab, so we're clearly into this guy. Though Britney and Larry have a bumpy history together, they have now made nice and she is enlisting his help for her comeback. This got us to thinking... if only Ms. Spears could take back the other mistakes she's made along the way. [OK!]

Behold, the Top 10 regrettable flubs of Britney in chronological order:

10) October 2007 - The girl who back in 2001 had the highest debut week album sales by any solo artist (1.3 million for Oops…I did it Again) releases her fifth album, Blackout to mediocre sales and reviews.

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Most people would be jumping for joy at the sight of their face on a billboard, but this the very fact why director Woody Allen is suing American Apparel chairman Dov Charney. (It's not for sexual harassment, shocking, we know.) The clothing company used of an image of Woody from his infamous film, Annie Hall, dressed as a Hasidic Jew without his consent, and the director is so peeved he's suing for $10 million.

In a Manhattan court, Allen stated that he flat out does not endorse any commercial products or services, which makes the AA billboards and web ads "especially egregious and damaging." (Strange, because we definitely remember him doing an a for American Express, but this is beside the point.) The advertisements are downright confusing, yet a refreshing change from the typical leotard-donning hipsters we're accustomed to seeing. Woody, get that paper on behalf of frustrated $18 plain t-shirt wearing consumers like us! [Reuters]

Dave Hogan/Getty ImagesMost dire religious act:
Unable to nab the Beckhams, Scientolgists aim low and score Pete Doherty as their latest member. [Defamer]

Worst way to land a hot date:
Kate Hudson says looks don't matter. "I don't have crushes on cute guys. I have really bizarre taste in men." [NY Post]

Most depressing tour:
For singer Avril Lavigne, the stadium is always half empty. [Perez]

Creepiest engagement:
Andy Roddick reads the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, makes his agent track down model Brooklyn Decker and proposes to her. [People]

Most delayed reaction:
After decades on the road together, Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards questions Mick Jagger's sexuality. "I really have no idea if anyone ever shoved it up the ----- . I'm not there watching it every day." [GQ]

Best demonstration of girl power:
Mariah and Madonna ----- ter Elvis' records simultaneously for most #1 and Most Top 10 hits. [Reuters]

Best/worst news we've heard all day:
MTV reality hit, The Hills, may be hitting