Blog Posts by Joanna Douglas, Senior Fashion and Beauty Editor

Which of the rich and famous will be joining the likes of Paris and Pam Anderson? Ot's too soon to tell, but New York's fancy One restaurant waitstaff got a peep show of what we'd guess would be a highly coveted video-Brazilian model Gisele Bundchen and her quarterback boyfriend Tom Brady hooking up in the wine cellar! A security camera caught the whole thing, and we'd be willing to bet it surfaces on the internet down the road. The best part about the discovery? They aren't the only stars using the basement for a quick fix. The NY Post claims Sienna Miller and Diddy were also caught on candid camera. These celebs already have paparazzi following them everywhere, but this is a new (and wickedly sneaky) low! We kind of love it. [Defamer]

In this month's Glamour, Salma admits she didn't have the baby of her choosing. , "I have something to confess, I wanted a boy," Hayek tells the magazine. "Probably because I was afraid. I think women suffer a bit more than boys, and there is always conflict between mothers and daughters." Baby Valentina Paolma Pinault was born about 6-years-ago, and now Salma claims she's not nothing but love for her. "Now that she's here, I'm so happy she's a girl. And I can't imagine there ever being conflict between us, because I'm in a state of innocence where I love everything she does." Sure, there won't by any conflict…that is till Valentina grows up and reads this article! [NY Post]

Just because Kimora Lee Simmons isn't an actor or a singer doesn't mean she can't have a contract rider like every other celeb. Really, after seeing her spot on cribs would you expect anything less? ""She demands that someone stand by and refill her champagne glass whenever it gets below one inch, that the water is Fiji only and that the place provide fans that blow on her in case it gets hot," says a source. Wow! Do they peel her grapes for her too? Simmons' rep confirms, "She does only drink Fiji water but these reports are completely false and inaccurate." Um, wouldn't the water already make it partially true? We'd like to believe in the dream, thank you. [Page Six]

On Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Tuesday, the American Idol host reported that Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan met during Grammy weekend and traded numbers, but Miley's dad, Billy Ray, erased Lindsay's number from her cell. Now Billy Ray claims that's totally false. "We love Lindsay," he told Seacrest. "I wanna be the person [Miley] wants to talk to," he told Seacrest. While nosey parents are annoying, we can't say we blame Billy Rae protecting his 15-year-old, given the apparent lack of assertive parenting as exhibited by many other young celebs like Britney Spears and even Lindsay herself. People reveals that La Lohan hit up three nightspots in L.A. on Friday night, while telling the paparazzi, "I'm not going anywhere crazy." After swinging by The Wiltern Theater to changed outfits, Lindsay and friend went to iO West and then Goa nightclub. DJ Samantha Ronson picked her up and brought her home. Good looking out, Sam. Someone has to know when to call it a night! [Page Six]

Christina Aguilera may have a collection of Grammy's on her mantle, but isn't selling magazines. Nicole Richie on the other hand, has a handful of arrests on her record, cementing her star power and making her baby more popular. Is it possible for there to be a cooler newborn? Richie's current cover story is on track to sell 1.8 million copies--about 500,000 more than X-tinas! "Christina historically doesn't do that well on covers," says one mag insider, who claims sales of her wedding photo in OK! And her recent nude shoot for Marie Claire were both sup-par. But with only a reality series under her belt, what makes Nicole such a draw? "She's gone public about being a heroin addict," the source says. "Her boyfriend is covered in tattoos. By default, she's got the more interesting baby. People want to see how she settles down. They want to see what kind of baby someone with her background has." It's too bad Christina's settling down with a nice, normal guy has trumped the public's

Actress Bai Ling was charged yesterday with one count of petty theft for stealing one pack of AAA batteries and two magazines at LAX before hopping on a flight to Mexico on Feb 13. The gift shop employee called authorities and she was booked at LAPD's Pacific Station but let go once they figured out who she was. The total of her stolen goods? $16. C'mon Bai, your parents must have taught you better than that, and we know you've got cash saved up from movies and your appearance on LOST, so what's the deal? Apparently the star was coping with ""the huge problem of breaking up" right before Valentine's Day. Her friend Damon Elliot tells E! News, "She had some relationship issues going on. She wasn't in the right frame of mind...She was very spacey, and that was pretty much what happened. She was distracted and had a lot of things going on." Perhaps this compounded with the backlash of the fashion police after the Grammy's on Feb 10 was too much for the poor girl to take. [E!]

With all the breakups and scandals and trips to rehab it's refreshing to see a couple who actually seems in love, so we just wanted to take a minute to say aww. This weekend Reese Witherspoon and boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal were seen walking around NYC holding hands, kissing, shopping in SoHo and dining at Prune (note Jake exiting just behind her). Just because they've kept their relationship out of the spotlight doesn't mean it's gone sour-in fact, just the opposite! Take heed, celebri-couples. The camera's don't always help! [Perez Hilton]

As if Britney's life couldn't get any more "Chaotic," UK tabloids are reporting that her photographer boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib, has been spotted with another woman, namely L.A. waitress Amanda Pagel. Dude, didn't anyone tell you waitresses aren't millionaires? How do you expect to score money and fame out of this one? It seems the paparazzo clearly wasn't thinking when he swung by Ms. Pagels house and had other photogs shuttering away with their cameras. Sadly, this isn't even earth-shattering news to Britney, who found flirtacious text messages in his iPhone. "There were about a dozen (texts) from one girl, all sent in one day," an insider told The Sun. "They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references - certainly not the sort you'd send to a friend." Upon this disheartening discovery, Spears threw his phone into her pool marking the first great decision she's made in a long time. Let's hope she has the sense to dump this guy and continue trying to get back on track. [The Daily Mail