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    • Welcome to our Planet

      Let me introduce you to Terry, our planet Dad. Terry is a large soul--he's been here a long time. He sits in jumbled fashion on top of the mantle we know as Earth, surrounded by the ocean. He's humanoid, but somewhat asymmetrical, in appearance. But here is what he looks like.

      Take a look at a map of Alaska. It looks like a face, doesn't it. Indeed, it is the side of a face, complete with an eye (the Kotzebue-Selewick Lake area), a nose (the Seward Peninsula0, a mouth (the Alaska Peninsula-Bristol Bay area), and a long beard (the Aleution Chain). The Kenai Peninsula is his adams apple. His breath causes the formation of atmospheric weather, a system of low pressure systems in the Bering Sea. As the planet rotates, his face faces backwards toward Siberia. Siberia is a long arm which almost touches his nose. Indeed, it looks like Terry is thumbing his nose. He is. He doesn't like progress. He thumbs his nose at it. He likes backwards progress, and that's why he faces backwards. The

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    • Peace Be With You

      In the Last Supper, Jesus said to his disciples, "this is my blood, this is my body, eat it." So every Christmas and Easter, good Catholics eat Jesus at Communion time. Now, it would make me rather sick to eat Jesus, so I am not a good Catholic. I don't believe Jesus should be eaten for supper. I'll eat a cookie, but I won't eat Jesus. Someone needs to talk to General Petraeus. If you're gonna blow a man away, you'd better eat 'em. The thought of cannibalism generally makes people sick. Sick enough, so they won't blow people away, if they have to eat them.

      In the movie, "Soylent Green", they made cookies out of dead people. As our planet wastes away, it could happen. I don't think anyone really wishes to eat dead people, any more than they desire to eat Jesus. So don't blow people away. Jesus would appreciate it.

    • Burned Again

      Last week I asked each side in the struggle whether or not they were willing to negotiate in good faith. They were not--I got burned. This is why the wars continue. I'm a peacemaker. Let me know when each side in the battle is willing to negotiate in good faith, and I will show them how to achieve peace.

    • Give

      Does this country operate through negotiation or through forced withdrawal? Something has to give. It's just easier to negotiate, that's all.

    • A Message to Congress

      Move, or get off the throne.

    • Needs, not Wants

      The Cosmos operates more in terms of needs, not wants. It is relatively easy to satisfy needs, but wants are insatiable. Want is the root word of power. How much power is enough? The more power you have, the more you want. Some have 50 thousand million dollars worth of power. Is that enough? What could you possibly do with 50 thousand million dollars?
      The general idea is to keep your wants weak, get your needs met with a few creature comforts. Then you don't have to concern yourself with mega wattage. You can then have a quiet cup of coffee in the morning. What do you face with overabundance of power in your system? Burnout and withdrawal. If you have a lot of power, you must do a lot of withdrawal. Withdrawal sucks.
      Here is a simple, easy way to handle withdrawal without side effects like feeling sick to your guts. Give your surplus power/wealth away to those in need. There are no side effects and you feel better for it. You can get it out of your system safely. The alternative for

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    • Negotiate

      As I understand it, we've got troops from two opposite sides of the fence beating hell out of each other. Is this any way to achieve peace? All you have to do is tell them to stop beating the hell out of each other. That's how you achieve peace. Negotiate or die. Is this too hard to understand?

    • We Gotta Get Outa There

      I think Iraq should be called "I-Ran- Amuck" and Afghanistan should be called "Aw-Fouled-Up-Again-Stan".

    • Time to End the War

      Why can't President Obama understand that there's no war to end all wars, there's only peace? Why can't President Obama negotiate peace?

    • Human Being

      I just lost my 12 year old yellow lab. He's miserable in Heaven because he's treated like a dog there. I know his dream: he wishes to be treated like a human being. I'm the only guy who knows how to treat him like a human being, and I use magic to do it. Better to be a human being here with me than to be a dog in Heaven. He's raising hell in Heaven because I put him in Heaven here with me. I have a feeling, I haven't heard the end of it yet, and neither has anyone else.

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